Out of the mouth of babes

kid swearingMy little one came to me the other day with a proclamation….

MermaidGirl:  “Mommy, I know a really bad word.

Me: “Really? What is it?”

MermaidGirl: (calmly, but she enunciated beautifully…….) “F**ker.”

Me: “MermaidGirl, how did you learn that?” (trying not to sound too alarmed when I asked her – I was expecting something like poopy head, or dang it)

MermaidGirl: “The other day, I was singing, “Tucker…. bucker…..fee fi fo F***** and everyone freaked out. That’s how I learned it.”

(Tucker is the name of her dad’s dog).

And she still reminds me almost weekly that she still knows this bad word.

I’m still wishing the dog had a different name.

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